Of course, touring the covered bridges of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, is traditionally done on scooters.
I’d like to say that I’ve been storing up massively important thoughts, writing wonderful poetry, or on the brink of another idea to leave me catatonic for the next few days, but the truth is that between work and vacations, I’ve been left little time to think outside of the extreme alcoholic haze of Mediterranean vacations or the blur of work.
Still, I promise that my meathead and party days are slipping away, just as summer is, and I am grateful to remember the ridiculous moments just as much as the profound ones. GPOY in favor of relishing the memories of the days when all was carefree and I was lucky enough to enjoy it.
I swear I’ll talk pretty and smart next time.
And, as a word of advice, when you’ve left to party, leave it all behind and buy a wig. You won’t regret it.